White people often like to stare at their naked bodies in the mirror as a tear slowly crawls down their cheek as they gaze upon what they've done to themselves. Through heavy consumption of toxic food or the fact that they just grinded God's gears in another lifetime, white people reserve a place untouched within the community as being truly miserable fat people. Latinos and blacks are never fat, they are NEVER fat and if you say they're fat they'll cut you, but that's not why they're not fat, it's because they're not. They're either big, pretty big, fit, dangerously agile, or small. There's no such thing as a fat black guy. Is Barry White fat? No, he's awesome. Is Luis Guzman overweight? Not in the slightest, he's my Mexican Idol. Drew Carey is a cow. Ted Kennedy is the Kool-Aid Man. And Ralphie May is just...terrible.
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